yo,
okay, so my sister is obsessed with chuck norris- not because she thinks he's hot or anything, but because there are a whole bunch of nifty quotes about him such as...
- the real reason why the dinosaurs are extinct? the chuck nosaurus
-chuck norris makes onions cry
-chuck norris sleeps with a nightlight, not because he's afraid of the dark, but because he's being merciful to the dark which is afraid of him
-chuck norris' tears cure cancer, too bad he's never cried- ever
-chuck norris does not sleep, he waits
-chuck norris is currently sueing NBC, claiming that Law and Order are trademark names for his left and right legs
-the cheif export of Chuck Norris is pain
-if you can see chuck norris, he can see you. if you can't see chuck norris, you may be seconds away from death
-chuck norris has counted to infinity. twice.
-chuck norris doesn't wash his clothes, he disembowels them
-chuck norris is 1/8 cherokee. this has nothing to do with ancestry. he ate a friggin indian
-in fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records, it notes that all world records are held by chuck norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten
Amazingly, those are just a few of the
hundreds of quotes my sister has found!
peace out,
silent rocker